Phoebe Quote #858

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's Big Break

Monica: Why are you so mad at him?
Phoebe: I don't wanna talk about it.
Monica: Well, it just seems like-
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list, by the way?
Chandler: No, Pheebs. What's it look like?
Phoebe: It's a piece of paper and it says "Ross" on it.

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 ‘The One with Joey's Big Break’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what? I got the lead in a movie.
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing. What's the movie about?
Joey: It's called Shutterspeed. It's really cool. Yeah, um, I meet this girl on the subway and we fall in love in, like, a day, right. And then she disappears. But I find out where she lives. And when I get there, this, like, old lady answers the door. And I say, "Where's Betsy?", right. And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Phoebe: Ooh. Chilling.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
Joey: Oh, no, not really. It's an independent film so we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck, you'll be springing for a big hotel suite? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Check this out. For every dollar Shutterspeed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Joey: Did you not hear the plot of the movie? "She's been dead for 10 years." I'm gonna be a millionaire.

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor.
Ross: Oh, God. Here we go.
Chandler: What.
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she, like, freaks out.
Watch. [Ross puts his finger close to his eye]
Rachel: Ross, come on. I have a weird thing with my eye. Can we just not talk about it, please?
Monica: Hey, Rach. You know that great song? "Me, Myself and Eye." [Monica puts his finger close to his eye]
Rachel: Monica! Come on!
Ross: Hey, anyone else want to get some lunch? All those in favor of getting lunch, say, "eye." [Ross puts his finger close to his eye]
Rachel: Ross! Stop it
Chandler: How much did I love The King and Eye? [Chandler puts his finger close to his eye]
Rachel: Chandler!
Joey: Me too, me too! [Joey pokes his eye]
Rachel: Okay, just stop it! That's enough!
[Joey groans]
Chandler: You okay there, man?
Joey: Yeah. I got too excited.