Rachel Quote #511
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Ball
Rachel: You want it?
Woman: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter, but- Okay. Why not?
Rachel: Oh, terrific. That'll be $2,000.
Woman: What?
Rachel: Okay, 1000.
Woman: I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat?
Rachel: I do, but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
Woman: Okay, yeah. I just wanted a cat.
Rachel: Obviously, you know how to haggle, so I'm not going to try and take you on. So $800, and I don't call the cops, which I should, because you are robbing me blind. Blind. Just take the cat, leave the money and run away.
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‘The One with the Ball’ Quotes
Quote from Gunther
Rachel: Oh, I sold Mrs. Whiskerson.
Ross: Thank God.
Joey: Did you get your money back?
Rachel: Yeah, $1500.
Monica: Wow. You made a profit?
Gunther: I just came for the red velvet pillow.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. There you go.
Gunther: Thanks, Rachel. And don't forget, you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Oh, good. Great. I'll keep that in mind.
Gunther: [to Ross] Hey, so what is this, some kind of snake or something?
Quote from Joey
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a pretty good deal.
Ross: Yeah, how much?
Rachel: A thousand bucks.
Ross: On a cat?
Joey: It's not a cat.
Quote from Ross
Joey: What the hell is that?
Rachel: It's a cat.
Joey: That is not a cat.
Rachel: Yes, it is.
Ross: Why's it inside out?