Chandler Quote #1046
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ride-Along
Ross: I wonder how I'd react under fire. And not backfire but heavy fire. Like, if I was in a war or something.
Monica: Man, I would be great in a war. I mean, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I would make general before any of you guys.
Chandler: Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Ride-Along’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive. So live every day to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. And also get stamps. Bye.
Quote from Ross
Ross: So, where are we going next?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we?
Joey: Come on, man. So you gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: He's a witness, not a perp. And no one tawks like that.
Ross: Yeah. No one tawks like that.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: So you didn't choose Ross before me?
Joey: No. I would never do that. You're like my brother.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Yeah. In fact, to prove how much you mean to me. [Joey unwraps the sandwich and hands it to Chandler] Here.
Chandler: Thanks.
Joey: Whoa, whoa. Easy, it's not a hot dog! How good is that?
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
Joey: See? [Chandler gets ready to take another bite] Whoa, Dude, what are you doing?
Chandler: I thought you're showing me how much I mean to you.
Joey: Yeah, with a bite. Jeez!