Monica Quote #475

Quote from Monica in The One with the Ride-Along

Monica: I'm so glad you're home. I though tonight we can finally organize these photos.
Rachel: Oh, thank God. Finally.
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. We got holidays, birthdays, candids. And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right, so if you're looking up, say birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152. See?
Rachel: Oh, it's me and LePooh. Wow, I miss that dog.
Monica: You can also find him under "dog" and "dead."
Rachel: Great. Thanks.

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 ‘The One with the Ride-Along’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive. So live every day to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. And also get stamps. Bye.

Quote from Ross

Ross: So, where are we going next?
Gary: This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home.
Chandler: Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we?
Joey: Come on, man. So you gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up?
Gary: He's a witness, not a perp. And no one tawks like that.
Ross: Yeah. No one tawks like that.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: So you didn't choose Ross before me?
Joey: No. I would never do that. You're like my brother.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Yeah. In fact, to prove how much you mean to me. [Joey unwraps the sandwich and hands it to Chandler] Here.
Chandler: Thanks.
Joey: Whoa, whoa. Easy, it's not a hot dog! How good is that?
Chandler: Oh, yeah.
Joey: See? [Chandler gets ready to take another bite] Whoa, Dude, what are you doing?
Chandler: I thought you're showing me how much I mean to you.
Joey: Yeah, with a bite. Jeez!