Friends - Joey Quote #734
Chandler: You flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: It doesn't mean anything. Just like it doesn't mean anything with you.
Chandler: Yeah, but there's a difference. You are a lot hotter than I am.
Joey: True story.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, you know that smell gas has?
Ross: They put that in.
Ross: The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Caitlin: Well, okay.
Ross: A lot of other gas smells.
Chandler: Oh, the humanity.
Ross: Methane smells.
Caitlin: You know what? Actually, I really should go.
Ross: But I haven't paid you yet.
Caitlin: You know what, that's okay. You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me.
Ross: Was I talking to her about gas?
Chandler: More so than anything else.
Phoebe: I found it interesting.
Quote from Ross
Caitlin: One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50.
Ross: Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better, I happen to like eight-year-old boys.
Ross: I mean. No, no- Your hair. Before. Your hair. You said you thought your hair looked like an 8-year-old boy's and I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Caitlin: Oh. Thanks.
Ross: You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: No. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: And thank you for that.
Quote from The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Quote from The One with Joey's Bag
Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly. Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No. No, Joey. U-N-I sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.