Joey Quote #722

Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Smokes

Carol: That kid looks familiar.
Joey: Oh, yeah. He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in Sugar Smacks, PlayStation and that one for the phone company. He was so good, he convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad.

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Smokes’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Pick a card. All right. Now, memorize it. You got it?
Chandler: Oh, yes.
Joey: Is that your card?
Chandler: [still holding his card] Yes.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Wouldn't it be great if I got to play Ben's dad?
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: I look more like him than you do. [winks at Carol]
Carol: You know, I really don't know you well enough for you to do that.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Joey: Whoa. But her birthday's not for, like, another month.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.