Joey Quote #718
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Smokes
Joey: Man, I've been in that park a million times and no one's offered me an audition.
Ross: I know, it's crazy. We were just pushing Ben on the swings-
Joey: I'm always on the swings. What am I doing wrong?
Chandler: That.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Smokes’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Pick a card. All right. Now, memorize it. You got it?
Chandler: Oh, yes.
Joey: Is that your card?
Chandler: [still holding his card] Yes.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Wouldn't it be great if I got to play Ben's dad?
Ross: Joey, you look nothing like Ben.
Joey: I look more like him than you do. [winks at Carol]
Carol: You know, I really don't know you well enough for you to do that.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Joey: Whoa. But her birthday's not for, like, another month.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.