Chandler Quote #1016
Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Monica: We have got to beat them.
Chandler: Why?
Monica: Because Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are.
Chandler: Oh. So?
Monica: So? So we've gotta go upstairs and have a lot of sex and prove them wrong.
Chandler: Monica, look, you've got to stop this competitive thing. It's crazy. I mean, just to impress Gary and Phoebe, you want me to go upstairs and have sex with you over and over and over- And I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
‘The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Yeah, that's her. But you know what, it doesn't matter. I'm never going to get to meet her anyway.
Monica: Why?
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment. She lives in, like, some kind of hot-girl parallel universe or something.
Monica: What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left.
Joey: No. No, she lives on the 3rd floor, eighth apartment from the left.
Monica: No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby. And you know that other window other there is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that. Thank you, Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.
Phoebe: Congratulations!
Joey: Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Well, I got this pair marked "XS." Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You want to work on your interview skills?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: Okay. Let's start with the handshake. Hi.
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Very good handshake. Good wrist action.
Monica: Let me try.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh, my God. What did I ever do to you?
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Phoebe: Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.