Phoebe Quote #819
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Cop
Phoebe: Excuse me, ma'am. You can't put your cigarette out on a tree.
Woman: Yeah, I can. It worked real well.
Phoebe: But you shouldn't. So don't ever do that again.
Woman: I won't. Till I have my next cigarette.
Phoebe: Hold it! N.Y.P.D. Freeze, punk!
Woman: What?
Phoebe: That's right. You are so busted. Book 'em.
Woman: Who are you talking to?
Phoebe: Save it, red. Unless you want to spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree.
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. Backup! Backup!
Woman: Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry.
Phoebe: Okay, cancel backup. Cancel backup.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Cop’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Here we go. All right. Ready? Turn! Turn! Turn!
Chandler: I don't think we can turn any more!
Rachel: Ross, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Ross: Yeah, it will. Come on. Up, up, up! Up! Yes. Here we go. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Quote from Ross
Ross: I still don't know. I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says "Kids welcome here," but that also says "Come here to me."
Rachel: What? You say that to kids?
Ross: No, no, no. The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies.
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, it's not a magic couch.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Hey, Ross. I brought reinforcements.
Ross: Oh, great. You brought Joey?
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Ross: Chandler? You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica!
Chandler: You know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so.