Chandler Quote #995
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Ross: Chandler! Chandler! Chandler, I saw what you were doing in the window! I saw what you're doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Chandler: Well, listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four, five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. Take care. Goodbye then.
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, I am going on the lam.
‘The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Steve: I came to talk to you about Howard.
Ross: Howard?
Steve: Yes. He's the handyman. He's going to be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a "thank you for all the hard work" type of thing.
Ross: That's nice.
Steve: Yeah. So, you want to give me a check?
Ross: Oh, uh-
Steve: Oh, you don't have to give it to me right now. You can slip it under my door.
Ross: No, no. It's not that. I just moved in.
Steve: Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm sorry. You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news!
Rachel: No, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: You were worried about me? You didn't know how I'd react?
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I mean, I don't know Howard.
Steve: Howard's the handyman.
Ross: Yes, but to me, he's just "man."