Phoebe Quote #789
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's Bag
Phoebe: Well, I sort of have some bad news. Can I come in?
Ursula: No, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay. Grandma died today.
Ursula: Didn't she die like five years ago?
Phoebe: No, she just died today. Okay, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.
Ursula: Okay, I know I went to that already.
Phoebe: No, you didn't.
Ursula: Well then who's been dead for five years?
Phoebe: Lots of people. Look, are you coming to the memorial service or not?
Ursula: Um, no. See, I already thought she was dead, so I've kind of made my peace. And plus I'm going to a concert tomorrow. I'd invite you, but I only have two tickets left.
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.
Ursula: Thanks. Enjoy your funeral!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Bag’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: What happened? How did she die?
Phoebe: Well, okay, we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again.
Joey: Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was: "Okay, you go get the eggs and I'm going to get the yogurt, and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Quote from Joey
Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks so good on me, a man.
Rachel: Exactly. Unisex!
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No. No, Joey. U-N-I sex.
Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.
Quote from Phoebe
Frank Buffay: Well, you know, in my defense, I was a lousy father.
Phoebe: That's your defense?
Frank Buffay: Yes, it is. I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards. I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.
Phoebe: You make up songs?
Frank Buffay: Well, no, just that one. But it was stupid. Let's see, how did it go?
[singing to the tune of "Smelly Cat"] Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl, You're keeping me up-