Chandler Quote #972
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Bag
Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever. It was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up but I just didn't know what it was.
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Quote from The One with All the Rugby
Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Quote from The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?