Joey Quote #103
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Finds Out
Melanie: Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey! I think I blacked out there for a minute.
Joey: It was nothing.
Melanie: Well, now we gotta find something fun for you.
Joey: You know what? Forget about me. Let's give you another turn.
Melanie: Me, again?
Joey: Sure. Why not?
Melanie: Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow! I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.
Joey: How do you mean?
Melanie: I don't know. I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guy who are always, "Me, me, me!"- But you, you're a giver. You're, like, the most generous man I ever met. I mean, you're practically a woman.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Finds Out’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Who's this from?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel: Oh, my God! He remembered!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: lt was, like, months ago. We were walking by this antique store and I saw this pin in the window. And I told him it was just like one my grandma had when I was a little girl. I can't believe he remembered!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no. The um, the "love" part?
Chandler: Fl-[indistinguishable speech]
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Chandler: The fact that you would even ask that question shows how little you know me.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: It's a fertility study.
Monica: Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Come on, you guys, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
Phoebe: Wow. You're gonna be making money hand over fist.