Phoebe Quote #762
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe: They gave me a great spot right by Macy's. They hardly ever give a good spot to a rookie but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. I lied.
Features in the collection: The One with All the Christmas Quotes.
‘The One with All the Christmas Quotes’
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Ross in The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a merry Christmas.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Ross: Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Monica: Well, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted, coming all the way from Texas.
Ben: Texas?
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the Southern states. And Mexico!
‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today.
Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?