Rachel Quote #460

Quote from Rachel in The One with All the Thanksgivings

Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I want to have sex?
Rachel: Oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: Well, like, anything can be sexy. Like this dish towel. Ooh, ooh. This feels so good against my cheek. And if I get a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and maybe run it through my fingers while I talk to him.
Monica: I can do that.

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 ‘The One with All the Thanksgivings’ Quotes

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room in the fridge.
Monica: No. No, thank you.
Jack Geller: Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full.

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, come down. Everyone's here. Ross, Rachel and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I've got one that's worse.
Chandler: Really? Worse than, "More turkey, Mr. Chandler?"
Phoebe: Did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
[Phoebe in a field hospital, Thanksgiving 1862]
Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here. This man is- [an explosion blows off Phoebe's arm] Oh, no.
[Present day:]
Ross: In this life, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Oh, this life? Oh, okay. No, Chandler's is worse.