Chandler Quote #926

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Yeti

Chandler: You're really okay with this?
Ross: Yes. It's kind of far from work but, you know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I've been given the gift of time.
Chandler: That's so funny because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.


 ‘The One with the Yeti’ Quotes

Quote from Gunther

Monica: What is that?
Ross: I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: This is all of your things.
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is. No, but it's good. Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours. Together. You know, brand new.
Monica: So basically this is a "getting rid of anything Rachel ever touched sale".
Ross: Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
Gunther: I'll take it all.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Emily won't let Ross see Rachel. We're not going to stop seeing Rachel. Hence, Ross stops seeing us.
Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. We're losing Ross. Joey said "hence."

 Chandler Bing Quotes

Quote from The One with All the Rugby

Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

Quote from The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

Ross: I just found out Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute. Hold the phone. You're not Elizabeth's dad?