Ross Quote #1419

Quote from Ross in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Ross: Hey! Guess what?! We're moving to London! Yay!
Susan: Who's going to London?
Carol: Nobody's going to London.
Ross: Oh, um, [in a British accent], welcome to London, governor. Right, right. It'll be great because we'll have Big Ben and little Ben in the same city. Ooh-ooh! [to Ben] Hey, go pack! [Ben runs off] See? See, he wants to go.
Susan: Yeah, we leave all our big decisions to the 3-year-old.
Ross: Come on, come on. It'll be just like Three's Company only- Only there's a kid and my wife and- And you're the gay ones.

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 ‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

Quote from Joey

Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!