Phoebe Quote #725
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
Phoebe: Hi, Joey.
Joey: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.
Joey: Two hundred dollars? You sure, Pheebs? I mean after what Sesame Street did to you?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them, but I also know they bring happiness to lots of kids whose moms didn't kill themselves. So by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there. A selfless good deed.
Joey: And you don't feel good about donating the money?
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Joey: A hamster? Those things are, like, $10.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!