Monica Quote #430

Quote from Monica in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Ross: Okay, then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball should I never see Rachel again? "Ask Again Later." Later is not good enough! "Ask Again Later." What the hell? This is broken. It is broken.
Monica: All right, let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? "Don't Count On lt." Seems like it works to me.

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 ‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

Quote from Joey

Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!