Ross Quote #537

Quote from Ross in The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York. And she said yes.
Monica: Great.
Ross: No, no, no. Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
Monica: What? You can't- What did you tell her?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am l supposed to make this decision? [silence] I'm actually asking you.

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 ‘The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Maybe Joey's right and all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed. Because I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!

Quote from Joey

Joey: That's because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?
Joey: Are you calling you people?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I can't believe I can't find a selfless good deed. You know that old guy that lives next to me? I snuck over there and raked up the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me, and he force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!