Joey Quote #588

Quote from Joey in The One Hundredth

Rachel: Monica, you're gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
Joey: Oh, my!
Rachel: They are male nurses.
Joey: Not in my head.

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 ‘The One Hundredth’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Doctor: Now, ordinarily, Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock waves. But they're too close to the bladder. Which means we can either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra-
Joey: Whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no. Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option. What's a urethra? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear] Are you crazy?

Quote from Ross

Ross: To be fair, he doesn't seem to be impersonating Fonzie-
Phoebe: What are you doing? Why are you defending him? Just get me another doctor who is not crazy and does not Fonzie.
Ross: Again, it's not that he-
Phoebe: Aah! Aah!

Quote from Joey

Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey: Well, what else could it be?
Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey: Or...?
Doctor: Kidney stones.