Joey Quote #583

Quote from Joey in The One with All the Kissing

Monica: If you'd stop thinking about Ross you'd notice there are great guys everywhere. Look.
Gunther. He's nice. He's cute.
Rachel: Yeah. I guess Gunther is-
Monica: What about that guy over there? Remember, that is the guy that you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Monica: You're going to talk to him. You know what, we made a deal. I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: All right. You're the boss. I guess I got to do what you tell me.
Joey: Say that to him, and you're golden.

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Quote from Chandler

Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
Chandler: You're just all liquored up.
Joey: Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
[Monica holds her breath, ducks under water]
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Joey: I'm going to go get some chicken? Want some?
Chandler: No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
Joey: You sure? Some extra-crispy, dirty rice, beans?
Chandler: For the last time, no. Get out. Get out, Joey!
Joey: All right.
[Monica resurfaces]
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Chandler: Hey, Joe. [Monica ducks again] Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke? Aah! Aah! Diet Coke.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay? Emily showed up at the airport. I had to go after her. I did what I had to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife. Emily! Emily is my wife. Man, what is that?

Quote from Gunther

[Gunther goes over to the guy Rachel asked out, he holds up a sign saying they reserve they right to refuse service to anyone]
Gunther: Get out.