Joey Quote #581
Quote from Joey in The One After Ross Says Rachel
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Chandler: Uh, uh. No.
Joey: Felicity and I were watching My Giant and I was thinking: "I'm never going to be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think I'm just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Chandler: No.
Joey: I mean, the giant's like five years younger than me. You think I'll ever get there?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Thanks, man.
Chandler: Okay, man.
Joey: But what about how much taller he is than me? ... I mean, there's no way I can make myself taller now. And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular-size man?
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Ross: That's true. Thanks, Dad.
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Ross: Oh! Oh. The band's ready. Well, we've got to do what the band says, right? I don't care about the stupid band!
Joey: You spit on me, man.
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Judy Geller: This is worse than when he married the lesbian.