Phoebe Quote #688
Quote from Phoebe in The One After Ross Says Rachel
Andrea Waltham: Yes, Waltham lnteriors.
Phoebe: This is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Andrea Waltham: Who?
Phoebe: Yeah, I discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine. Now, without it, in the brain of Ross women's names are interchangeable. Through no fault of his own.
Andrea Waltham: Oh, my God. Phoebe.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe. Dr. Phalange. Oh, no. You have it too!
Features in the collection: Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue.
Friends Quotes
‘Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue’
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
Melissa: Phoebe, were you ever in a sorority?
Phoebe: Of course. Yes, I was a, um... Thigh Mega Tampon.
Melissa: What one?
Phoebe: Yeah. You know, we were really huge, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Phalange died of alcohol poisoning.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Videotape
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jennie would give us a fake number.
Joey: You know, if they knew what they were doing, they didn't give you real names either.
Monica: Okay. Maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don't give out fake names.
Joey: Oh, yeah? Hi. Ken Adams. Nice to meet you.
Phoebe: Regina Phalange.
‘The One After Ross Says Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: Boy, a bad time to say the wrong name, huh, Ross?
Ross: That's true. Thanks, Dad.
Quote from Ross
Joey: Hey, Ross, the band's ready outside for your first dance with Emily.
Ross: Oh! Oh. The band's ready. Well, we've got to do what the band says, right? I don't care about the stupid band!
Joey: You spit on me, man.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: This is worse than when he married the lesbian.