Joey Quote #559

Quote from Joey in The One with the Worst Best Man Ever

Ross: Not on you, on the stripper.
Joey: I already did that. They said they'd look into it after they solve all the murders.
Ross: We'll call the company that sent her.
Joey: I did that too. They wouldn't give me her real name. They said if I bother them again, they'd call the police. I said, "You talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring."

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 ‘The One with the Worst Best Man Ever’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: A little announcement. I have decided that my best man is my best friend Gunther.
Gunther: What's my last name?
Chandler: Central Perk?

Quote from Ross

Chandler: Hey, guys, what are you doing?
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Chandler: Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.
Ross: Yeah, see, I don't think it's going to be that difficult since this one won't take place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.
Chandler: Ooh, I'm Ross, I'm Ross. I'm too good for the Hut. I'm too good for the Hut.

Quote from Gunther

Gunther: Thanks for not marrying Rachel.