Phoebe Quote #652

Quote from Phoebe in The One with All the Haste

Phoebe: What are you going to bet?
Rachel: Well, I think we should let Phoebe decide because she's the only one who's impartial, and she's so pretty.
Phoebe: Okay. I have a game. This is great!
Joey: What's the game?
Phoebe: Well, it doesn't have a name. No, okay. Phoebe Ball. No, it doesn't have a name. Okay. Monica, what is your favorite thing about trees?
Monica: They're green?
Phoebe: Good. Five points.
Monica: All right.
Phoebe: Joey, same question.
Joey: They're tall.
Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy. Leafy.

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 ‘The One with All the Haste’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Ho, ho, ho.
Phoebe: Excuse me?
Chandler: Your pants.
Phoebe: Oh yeah. You like them? I went to a used-clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are so comfortable.
Joey: Pheebs, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. No. They're maternity pants. Look, they even came with a list of baby names. See? These names are good, and these are bad. Oh.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Men are such idiots.
Rachel: I know. Can you believe something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: It's so funny to think, if you had just done that after the last contest no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel: Yeah.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Hey guys.
Chandler: Oh, my God.
Joey: What, we don't make enough fun of you already?
Ross: Oh, yeah. Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?