Ross Quote #484

Quote from Ross in The One with Rachel's New Dress

Ross: Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah. They're going to the theater together. They're going to dinner. They're going horseback riding.
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun.
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar. Okay. For like six months before Carol and I split up all I heard was, "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Chandler: You actually think something could happen between Emily and Susan?
Ross: Hey, they're going to the gym together. Two women ... stretching. You know, they take a steam, things get playful. Didn't you see Personal Best?
Joey: No, but I'm gonna!

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 ‘The One with Rachel's New Dress’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Any word from Susan?
Carol: She said she's having so much fun with Emily.
Ross: By the by, did it ever occur to you that maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Carol: What's too much fun?
Ross: The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married.
Carol: Oh, my God! You are so paranoid.
Ross: Am l?
Carol: Yes.
Ross: Am l?

Quote from Chandler

Joey: You want a good name, go with Joey. Joey's your pal, your buddy. Where is everybody? They're hanging out with Joey.
Chandler: You know what? If you're going to do that, if you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. Oh, come on, Chandler's funny, he's sophisticated, and he's very lovable once you get to know him.
Joey: Joey's lovable too. But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there.
Chandler: Chandler will be there, too. I mean, he might be a little late but he'll be there. And he'll bring you some cold soda if what you need him for is that you're really hot.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Wow. Carol really messed you up.
Ross: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah. She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous ... sycophant! All right, so I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right.