Joey Quote #517

Quote from Joey in The One with the Free Porn

Mr. Treeger: [o.s.] Oh, man!
Joey: What's that?
Chandler: Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
Mr. Treeger: [o.s.] What in the name of hell?
Joey: Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.

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Quote from Phoebe

Doctor: No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.
Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
[Phoebe scoffs]
Rachel: Well, so are you sure that there are three?
Doctor: Definitely.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! So in a few months, I'm going to have three full-grown babies just walking around inside me? Oh, oh. It's going to be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out.

Quote from Ross

Monica: Hey, cheer up. I mean, you're gonna see her again, right?
Ross: I don't know. Whenever I brought it up, she said [in a British accent] "This is so fantastic. Why do we have talk about the future? Let's just enjoy"-
Monica: Don't do the accent.

Quote from Phoebe

Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Phoebe: Why don't we just take care of this one and should l get pregnant again, I'll hold onto your card, okay?