Joey Quote #515

Quote from Joey in The One with the Fake Party

Joey: What if I even things out for you, meat-wise?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Well, I eat a lot of meat, right?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: But suppose, until the baby's born, I laid off it. No extra animals would die. You'd just be eating my animals.
Phoebe: Joey, I can't believe you'd do that for me.
Joey: Absolutely. I could be a vegetarian. There's no meat in beer, right?

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 ‘The One with the Fake Party’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?

Quote from Ross

Ross: What photo album was it?
Rachel: I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Ross: Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids. That was computer camp. Rach!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.