Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Monica: Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay, it's a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Monica: Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
Monica: All right. You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani. This is what we do. I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don't read a lot or run very fast. But damn it, we can eat!

Joey: I know how you can get him. Take off your bra.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Yeah, there was this scene in Footloose-
Chandler: Flashdance.
Joey: Yeah. With that plumber girl?
Chandler: She was a welder.
Joey: Were you, like, in the movie?

Ross: What photo album was it?
Rachel: I don't know. It was you and a bunch of albino kids.
Ross: Oh, my God. Those weren't albino kids. That was computer camp. Rach!

Monica: What is it, hun?
Phoebe: I can't find anything that I wanna eat. Everything makes me nauseous. I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake. Ooh, cake. No.