Chandler Quote #819
Quote from Chandler in The One with All the Rugby
Chandler: Hi, I need a fake ticket to Yemen.
Ticket Counter Attendant: One ticket to Yemen?
Chandler: Oh, no. No, no, no. I just need a pretend ticket.
Ticket Counter Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. I don't understand.
Chandler: Okay, what would you give a kid to play with?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Are you traveling with a child?
Chandler: No. Oh. You know what, she's going to think I'm handing you a credit card. But what I'm really going to do is hand you a library card.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Sir, a ticket to Yemen is $2100, and we don't take library cards.
Janice: What's the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?
Chandler: American Express?
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‘The One with All the Rugby’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Janice. There you are. I had to have one last kiss. And also, you said you were going to leave after I got on the plane.
Janice: No. I want to see you take off.
Chandler: Well, then I guess I'm going to Yemen. I'm going to Yemen. [to an elderly woman in line] When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?
Quote from Chandler
Airport Announcement: This is the final boarding call for flight 664 to Yemen.
Chandler: Well, I guess I gotta go.
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I'll wait for you. Do you even know how long you're going to be gone?
Chandler: Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.
Janice: Oh. Well, I'll write you every day. 15, Yemen Road, Yemen.
Chandler: Okay. Goodbye.
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Monica: So, everybody ready? Here we go. I hear something. I hear something. Where is it?
Rachel: It's coming from Joey.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! That's so freaky. Turn him off.