Chandler Quote #800
Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Crush
Joey: How'd it go?
Chandler: Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.
Phoebe: Oh, good.
Chandler: She is now.
Ross: What are you saying?
Chandler: I'm saying that she is a devil woman. You think you know a person, then they turn around and sleep with Nick. Nick and his rock-hard pecs and his giant man-nipples. I hate him. And I hate her. Well, I don't hate her. I love her. This is all my fault, really.
Phoebe: How? How is it your fault?
Chandler: Because, I should have called. If I had just called her after our big stupid fight, she never would have gone out with Nick and they wouldn't have ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man-nipples!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Crush’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Well, what I do is, I look a woman up and down, and I say "Hey. How you doin'?"
Phoebe: Oh, please.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
[Phoebe giggles]
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Why'd you make a big thing out of everyone hanging out in the big apartment?
Monica: 'Cause they took our apartment. I wanted to punish them. I'm done now. They've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should have just made them hang out here.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault. Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if she thought they were on a break...