Phoebe Quote #594

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Embyros

Phoebe: Hello, teeny embryos. I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi. I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. We're doing this for Frank and Alice who you know, you've been there. You know, they want you so much. So when you guys get in there, really grab on. And, okay, I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you're ready to have them take you home. Next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry. That's what's supposed to happen.

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 ‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!

Quote from Chandler

Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!