Phoebe Quote #583
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Ross: My God.
Monica: Are you serious?
Joey: You're really thinking of having sex with your brother?
Phoebe: Ew! And, oh, no. They just want me to be the surrogate. It's her egg and his sperm. I'm just the oven. It's totally their bun.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Uterus’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right. You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three.
A five. A four. A three, two. Two.
A two, four, six. Two, four, six.
Four. Two. Two.
Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven!
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[holds up seven fingers and mouths "Seven"]
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three four five, six and seven.
Chandler: There are seven?
Rachel: Let me see that. Oh, yeah.
Chandler: That's one?
Monica: Kind of an important one.
Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What did you tell them?
Phoebe: Well, they said I had to think about it first, but what is there to think of? I'm going to be giving someone the greatest gift you can give.
Chandler: You're going to carry their child and get them a Sony PlayStation?