Joey Quote #476
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Joey: So, what job did you get, Joey?
Joey: Tour guide at the museum. Ross got it for me.
Rachel: Well, how can you be tour guide? Don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Joey: Not really. They give you all the information. It's like memorizing a script. And on your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic Period.
Chandler: Very nice.
Ross: Yeah, actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous Period.
Joey: Yeah, but I can pronounce Jurassic.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Uterus’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right. You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three.
A five. A four. A three, two. Two.
A two, four, six. Two, four, six.
Four. Two. Two.
Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven!
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[holds up seven fingers and mouths "Seven"]
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three four five, six and seven.
Chandler: There are seven?
Rachel: Let me see that. Oh, yeah.
Chandler: That's one?
Monica: Kind of an important one.
Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: What did you tell them?
Phoebe: Well, they said I had to think about it first, but what is there to think of? I'm going to be giving someone the greatest gift you can give.
Chandler: You're going to carry their child and get them a Sony PlayStation?