Friends - Joey Quote #476
Joey: So, what job did you get, Joey?
Joey: Tour guide at the museum. Ross got it for me.
Rachel: Well, how can you be tour guide? Don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Joey: Not really. They give you all the information. It's like memorizing a script. And on your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic Period.
Chandler: Very nice.
Ross: Yeah, actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous Period.
Joey: Yeah, but I can pronounce Jurassic.
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right. You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three.
A five. A four. A three, two. Two.
A two, four, six. Two, four, six.
Four. Two. Two.
Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven!
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
[holds up seven fingers and mouths "Seven"]
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three four five, six and seven.
Chandler: There are seven?
Rachel: Let me see that. Oh, yeah.
Chandler: That's one?
Monica: Kind of an important one.
Chandler: Oh, you know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I'll have to get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Frank: Uh, yeah.
Alice: We've been trying to get pregnant pretty much since we got engaged, to get a jump on things. You know, no one's getting any younger. [laugh]
Frank: Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive.
Alice: We've tried everything. We've seen a bunch of doctors.
Frank: And they say that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Phoebe: That's a really nice gift. I was thinking of, like, a gravy boat.
Quote from The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A "moo" point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
Quote from The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from The One with Joey's Big Break
Joey: Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what? I got the lead in a movie.
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing. What's the movie about?
Joey: It's called Shutterspeed. It's really cool. Yeah, um, I meet this girl on the subway and we fall in love in, like, a day, right. And then she disappears. But I find out where she lives. And when I get there, this, like, old lady answers the door. And I say, "Where's Betsy?", right. And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
Phoebe: Ooh. Chilling.