Chandler Quote #766
Rachel: Did you or did you not tell him I was interested in a serious relationship?
Chandler: I did! I absolutely did.
Rachel: You idiot!
Chandler: I'm sure you're right. But why?
Rachel: You don't tell a guy that you're looking for a serious relationship. You don't tell the guy that. Now you scared him away.
Chandler: I am sorry. I am so, so sorry.
Rachel: You should never be allowed to talk to people.
Chandler: I know, I know!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, that must be why I got fired last week. Does this Orson Welles guy direct Burger King commercials?
Chandler: [silence] Yes.