Phoebe Quote #578
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Phoebe: Look, you don't really like the one from uptown. And you're too exhausted from dating the one in Poughkeepsie. So I say you just end them both. Take a train upto Poughkeepsie and break up with her. And on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you're done.
Ross: You know what, you're right. Thank you.
Phoebe: I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague.
Chandler: Prague?
Phoebe: So much you don't know.
‘The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, that must be why I got fired last week. Does this Orson Welles guy direct Burger King commercials?
Chandler: [silence] Yes.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: We were at the back of the train. I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burying this woman?