Chandler Quote #762
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Chandler: There are some nice guys at my office. You want me to set you up?
Rachel: Yeah. Wait a minute, it's been a long time that I've been single. Why haven't you offered this before?
Chandler: I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. So I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
‘The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Went to the store, Sat on Santa's lap, Asked him to bring my friends, All kinds of crap, Said all you need is, To write them a song, Now you haven't heard it yet, So don't try to sing along, No, don't sing along, Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannukah, Saw Santa Claus, He said hello to Ross, And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy, And Rachel and Chandler, [indistinct] Happy holidays, everybody!
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, that must be why I got fired last week. Does this Orson Welles guy direct Burger King commercials?
Chandler: [silence] Yes.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: We were at the back of the train. I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Chandler: Were you so late because you were burying this woman?