Phoebe Quote #548
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Dirty Girl
Phoebe: Look, I've had a lot of jobs. And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "That massage wasn't long enough" or "l don't know any of those songs" or "These sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Dirty Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people.
Rachel: Oh, my God. What happened?
Monica: Sixty guests.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: How did the catering job go?
Monica: It was great. The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm a hard-ass.
Monica: And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.
Phoebe: Yeah, hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime.
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe. We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it. You're not working now, and we have such a great time together. I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Phoebe: Oh, it'll be like I have a wife in the '50s.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early copy of her favorite book.
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit. Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real.
Chandler: Okay, but don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils.
Rachel: Then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair.