Monica Quote #341
Quote from Monica in The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Rachel: What was that?
Ross: Monica knows.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made that up. It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's New Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] "Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?" This chick sounds good. "Smelly cat"- Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Quote from Gunther
Gunther: Rachel, when's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I'm just making a list of birthdays.
Ross: Mine's December-
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.