Chandler Quote #701

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Cuffs

Monica: [flirty] Hello, Chandler.
Chandler: [to Rachel] I love you.
Joey: What's going on?
[Ross and Phoebe whisper in Joey's ears]
Joey: No, he doesn't!
Chandler: Two hours, that lasted.

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 ‘The One with the Cuffs’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
Chandler: Come on, it's not an everyday occurrence for me. I mean, usually I'm just in there by myself.
Joey: [mimics the sound of a squeaking bed]

Quote from Joey

Joey: What else you got in there?
Salesman: Let's see. Where does the Pope live?
Joey: ln the woods. No. Wait, that's the joke answer.
Salesman: Actually, it's Vatican City.

Quote from Joey

Salesman: So here's somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Salesman: And?
Joey: I'm out.
Salesman: He painted that.
Joey: Wow. That's pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked.