Monica Quote #335
Quote from Monica in The One with the Cuffs
Judy Geller: Everyone seems to like your dish.
Monica: And you?
Judy Geller: I thought it was ... quite tasty.
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it that would make this a success. Which would make you-
Judy Geller: A bitch?
Monica: Well, I was going for "wrong," but we can use your word.
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‘The One with the Cuffs’ Quotes
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Rachel: Last time I almost got fired. You must end it. You must end it now.
Chandler: Come on, it's not an everyday occurrence for me. I mean, usually I'm just in there by myself.
Joey: [mimics the sound of a squeaking bed]
Quote from Joey
Joey: What else you got in there?
Salesman: Let's see. Where does the Pope live?
Joey: ln the woods. No. Wait, that's the joke answer.
Salesman: Actually, it's Vatican City.
Quote from Joey
Salesman: So here's somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Salesman: And?
Joey: I'm out.
Salesman: He painted that.
Joey: Wow. That's pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear because he sucked.