Monica Quote #328

Quote from Monica in The One with the Cat

Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools.
Rachel: Okay, that doesn't help because we went to the same high school.
Monica: You went to one where you were popular. You rode on Chip's motorcycle and wore his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform that they had to have specially made.
Rachel: They had to have that specially made?
Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
Rachel: Oh, my God. They told us that was for the mascot.

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Chandler: Oh, my God!
Joey: What?
Chandler: Are you all right?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: Oh, man, he promised he wouldn't take the chairs.
Chandler: What the hell happened. How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man.
Chandler: So you got in voluntarily?
Joey: I was trying to make a sale! Oh man, if I ever run into that guy, you know what I'm going to do?
Chandler: Bend over?

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Monica: Oh, my God! What happened?
Chandler: Oh, Joey was born, and then twenty-eight years later, I was robbed!

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Ross: Any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Joey: There were a couple calls, but I don't think they're going to work out.
Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.