Phoebe Quote #503

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Cat

Phoebe: I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother.
Rachel: The mom you met in Montauk? She was a cat?
Phoebe: No. She was a human lady. This is the spirit of my mom, Lily. The one that killed herself.
Ross: Are you sure she's in the cat or have you been taking your grandmother's glaucoma medicine again?
Phoebe: No, Dr. Skeptismo.

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Chandler: Oh, my God!
Joey: What?
Chandler: Are you all right?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: What happened?
Joey: Oh, man, he promised he wouldn't take the chairs.
Chandler: What the hell happened. How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff?
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man.
Chandler: So you got in voluntarily?
Joey: I was trying to make a sale! Oh man, if I ever run into that guy, you know what I'm going to do?
Chandler: Bend over?

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Monica: Oh, my God! What happened?
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Ross: Any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Joey: There were a couple calls, but I don't think they're going to work out.
Chandler: Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails.