Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean, she even goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her. We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh, my God. If you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you.

Monica: Oh, damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!