Joey Quote #407

Quote from Joey in The One with the Jellyfish

Chandler: Well, we gotta do something.
Joey: There's only really one thing you can do.
Monica: What is it?
Joey: You're gonna have to pee on it.
Monica: What? Gross!
Joey: Don't blame me. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.
Chandler: You know what, he's right. There's something like ammonia in that that kills the pain.
Monica: Well, forget it. It doesn't hurt that bad!
Joey: If you want some privacy, you can use my hole.


 ‘The One with the Jellyfish’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: And hey, just so you know. It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from Ross

Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Quote from Joey

Monica: I mean, I thought I would pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So ...
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe: Ew!
Joey: That's right. I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.