Ross Quote #395

Quote from Ross in The One with the Jellyfish

Ross: I've got to go break up with Bonnie.
Rachel: Here? Now?
Ross: Well, I can't stay here all night. And if I go in there, she'll going to want to do stuff.
Rachel: Can't you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah, faking sleep doesn't work either. I can't tell you how many mornings I've woken up many times with her-Why am I telling you that?
Rachel: I don't know.

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 ‘The One with the Jellyfish’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

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Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from Ross

Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Quote from Joey

Monica: I mean, I thought I would pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So ...
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe: Ew!
Joey: That's right. I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.