Joey Quote #405

Quote from Joey in The One with the Jellyfish

Joey: Okay, so we went to the beach because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don't know what happened with that. Oh, and then Monica joked she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler and he couldn't let go, and I don't really know what happened there either. Ooh, ooh. Then Ross's new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinces her to shave her head. Then Ross and Rachel kiss and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl. And I don't know what happened there either. You know what, hold on. Let me go get Chandler.


 ‘The One with the Jellyfish’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: And hey, just so you know. It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from Ross

Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Quote from Joey

Monica: I mean, I thought I would pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So ...
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe: Ew!
Joey: That's right. I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.