Chandler Quote #665
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Ultimate Fighting Competition
Chandler: Doug! I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself.
Doug: Is it the swearing? ls it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell you, if it is, well you can just kiss my ass!
Chandler: No, no. It's not about the swearing. It's more about the way that you occasionally concentrate your enthusiasm on my buttocks. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. And besides, it's making all the other guys jealous.
‘The One with the Ultimate Fighting Competition’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: This is ironic. Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn't want to have kids. And from the looks of it, now Pete can't.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Can we please go eat?
Ross: Yeah, what are we getting?
Monica: Anything but stew.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you, Mon? Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?
Phoebe: Oh, keep your name. Don't take his name.
Monica: He didn't ask me to marry him.
Phoebe: Then definitely don't take his name.