Phoebe Quote #455

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Dollhouse

Monica: All right, Phoebe, you know what? That's it. That's it. No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They're not the right size, they're not Victorian and they just don't go.
Phoebe: Okay, fine. Come, dinosaur. We're not welcome in the house of no imagination.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering around the subject, I have to say that dinosaurs, they don't go, "ruff!"
Phoebe: The little ones do.

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 ‘The One with the Dollhouse’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Monica: You know what? You can play with my dollhouse.
Phoebe: Really?
Monica: Any time you want. When I was young all I wanted was to play with this dollhouse. But no. It was to be looked at, never played with.
Chandler: My grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Chandler: And is this in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No. No, that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one because the house is sitting on an ancient lndian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient lndian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.

Quote from Chandler

Joanna: Rachel, I need the Versace invoice. You don't work for me.
Rachel: Joanna, this is my friend Chandler Bing. Joanna.
Joanna: Bing? That's a great name.
Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for, "Thy turkey's done."